Bill Murray in Rushmore.

Bill Murray in Rushmore.
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
nominate this for an oscar
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
The loneliest people are the kindest.The saddest people smile the brightest.The most damaged people are the wisest.are you fucking serious
i am laughing so hard
cant u die from this
Being black? Wow I honestly cannot believe racism still exists in this day and age; it’s sickening.
did this broccoli just flip me off?

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
in a moody to see a booty
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things