Getting my nips tattooed tomorrow god bless america

fagbarbie:

steal her style: Ina Garten

denim shirt: woven from Egyptian grown cotton and dyed with the wildest indigo grown in South Carolina 

pearl earrings: gathered from the bottom of the Persian Gulf

tomatoes: picked fresh from the finest gardens in Italy during the winter’s harvest

but if you can’t store bought is fine

lovepox:

typical cloud pix

qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

darkmarxsoul:

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

notebookings:

Girls Residence, Kishin Shinoyama, 1997

whitegirlsaintshit:

worstpal:

bile7:

uglynewyork:

unexplained-events:

Duende

A mom (Argentina) captures a strange creature while filming her son. She believes it to be a Duende, which is a fairy or goblin-like creature from Latin American or Filipino folklore.

Video

lmfao

Stay woke

stop

HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL MALCOLM JANAWL WARNER KAREEM ABDUL JANAWL JUVENAWL PAUL NAWL

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

me when someone likes & reblogs my selfie: so what are we

bonita-albita:

oprahsmom:

THEY INCORPORATED BOBS BURGERS INTO THE SIMPSONS AND FAMILY GUY EPISODE OMG

No fucking way hahaha how or where do I watch this?

It was on Fox!

THEY INCORPORATED BOBS BURGERS INTO THE SIMPSONS AND FAMILY GUY EPISODE OMG

thatsonofamitch:

spoopyvriska:

communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

the back pocket is the worst place to put ANYTHING why would yall put your $400 iphone in there

because i want my 400$ phone to reflect the curve of my perfect ass