Bill Murray in Rushmore.

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

palmtree2013:

nominate this for an oscar

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

mythamphetamine:

littlelionheartedavatar:

The loneliest people are the kindest.

The saddest people smile the brightest.

The most damaged people are the wisest.

are you fucking serious

i am laughing so hard

promo4homo:

masturbationvacation:

cant u die from this

Being black? Wow I honestly cannot believe racism still exists in this day and age; it’s sickening.

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

horsefricker:

in a moody to see a booty

damndimples:

millions of girls would die to have a picture with you and you’re taking a picture with a plant

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things