There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture
oh my fucking god
this is my favorite post of all time
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
i wore contact lenses and my dick caught on fire! retweet this
this is tumblr btw
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me at the end of the semester
HELP THIS PERSON JUST TEXTED ME AND THEY WON’T BELIEVE IM NOT JORGE OMG
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
me as Jesus at 5 yrs old.
Your salvation has arrived
walk around the club
The other day I got this call from a 50 year old black woman accusing me of calling her boyfriend and telling me she was going to hunt me down and kill me. I am a 14 year old white girl who lives in pennsylvainia
So this woman just shouted her age and ethnicity at you before beginning her conversation?